You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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