so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
smell my finger.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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