We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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