I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
