we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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