Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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