I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
