I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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