i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Drake has all the answers
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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