Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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