i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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