ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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