so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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