question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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