i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
