haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
