Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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