i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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