Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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