Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I had to cum in my sink.
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