What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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