My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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