My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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