so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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