The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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