Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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