i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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