i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
