You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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