let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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