would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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