careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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