This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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