i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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