How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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