the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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