You don't have asthma, your pregnant
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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