dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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