My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
