Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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