and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you had me at cake vodka
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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