As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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