white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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