Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
But break dance skills will only take you so far
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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