When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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