My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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