I puked a lego.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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