Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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