when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
soo... how was my night?
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