guys are only as good as the porn they watch
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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