I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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