I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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