i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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