We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
