So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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